Share this page: What's a thousand dollars. Mere chicken feed. A poultry matter. -- The Cocoanuts (1929 film) One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I don't know. -- Animal Crackers (1930 musical) You go Uruguay and I'll go mine. -- Animal Crackers (1930 film) My husband is dead. -- I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. I was with him till the end. -- No wonder he passed away. I held him in my arms and kissed him. -- So it was murder! -- Duck Soup (1933 film) I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They are upstairs in my socks. -- A Night at the Opera (1935 film) Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped. -- A Day the Races (1937 film) Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. -- A Night in Casablanca (1946 film) Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. -- Groucho and Me (1959) I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. -- Quoted in Leo Rosten, People I Have Loved, Known or Admired (1970) When's the game itself going to begin? -- Groucho Marx while watching a cricket game at Lord's, London, England -- quoted in The Guiness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1970), compiled by Colin Jarman From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Quoted in The Last Laugh ( S. J. Perelman, 1980) Share this page:

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